Warwick, you’re fired!

And with those three words, minted finance guru Mark Bouris pretty much fired everybody on The Celebrity Apprentice Australia, including himself.

Verbal diarrhoea is a painful social affliction whereby its sufferers just won’t shut the hell up. It annoys and alienates victims who will desperately look for any excuse to get away from a dizzying full-frontal attack. But there’s no escape from the comfy surroundings of your own home on a Sunday night when you just want to plonk yourself on the lounge in front of the telly, relax and unwind before the working week ahead.

The Mad Chatter recently got up at all hours of the morning to watch The Jackie Robinson Story on community station TVS.